It just gets worse.
While driving home from work, I passed the godforsaken-inflated-nativity-scene. There was a brisk north wind and the scene was making a valiant but unsuccessful effort to remain upright. Unfortunately, the north end had started to give way and was bobbing wildly. Joseph was all over the place. Who knew he was so energetic at his age? The scene was wildly flapping and, frankly, looked obscene. I wanted to yell at Joseph, "Get hold of yourself, man!! She just gave birth!!"
The sheep looked like it was biting the baby Jesus.
You probably had to be there. Count your blessings that you weren't. Those things should be banned.