Just watched a Cooking Channel show about the barbecue competition, Memphis in May. It was interesting. Right at the end when they were announcing the winners, it had a closeup of a highlighted team holding hands and praying that they would get 4th place because then they'd qualify for next year.
Can you IMAGINE god's reaction when he picks up the phone and get's that request?
Seriously, it was bordering on blaspheme!
They didn't win. I guess God hung up on them...