It isn't easy being an aging sex goddess. Trust me on this.
While in Oklahoma for vacation, I went shopping with a girlfriend and bought a nice black and white striped bra from Target. I thought it looked really nice. I actually forgot I'd gotten it and ran across it, this morning. I tried it on and husband walked by.
"How do you like my new bra?" I ask.
"It makes you look like a convict," sez he, without a backward glance as he kept on going.
I think I need hormones or something. Or maybe he does.
In the interest of decorum, no pictures, today.
6 comments:
Well shucks!! ROFL!!
This is hysterical!
Funny...I think he needs the hormones. :-)
Thank you for the best laugh I have had in days. Send it to Readers Digest. Sarahe4e
I wonder what prison HE'S been visiting...hmmmm....
-karol
I thought convicts wore orange! lol
Maybe the stripes bother his astigmatism, thus no second look.
Yeah.
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