"On the plains of Oklahoma, with a windshield sunset in your eyes like a watercolor painted sky, you'd think heavens doors have opened."
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Monday, July 20, 2009

Children, Avert Your Eyes

It isn't easy being an aging sex goddess. Trust me on this.

While in Oklahoma for vacation, I went shopping with a girlfriend and bought a nice black and white striped bra from Target. I thought it looked really nice. I actually forgot I'd gotten it and ran across it, this morning. I tried it on and husband walked by.

"How do you like my new bra?" I ask.

"It makes you look like a convict," sez he, without a backward glance as he kept on going.

I think I need hormones or something. Or maybe he does.

In the interest of decorum, no pictures, today.

6 comments:

swooze said...

Well shucks!! ROFL!!

Shogun said...

This is hysterical!

Nancy said...

Funny...I think he needs the hormones. :-)

e4e823l said...

Thank you for the best laugh I have had in days. Send it to Readers Digest. Sarahe4e

Anonymous said...

I wonder what prison HE'S been visiting...hmmmm....

-karol

Stephanie D. said...

I thought convicts wore orange! lol

Maybe the stripes bother his astigmatism, thus no second look.

Yeah.